Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,641stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,756thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,668th
The Fluffy Feline Federation of
Moralistic Democracy
Feed me, hooman!
Kitty Queen
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Feline Masters

Population4.729 billion

CapitalAmazon Cardboard Box
LeaderKitty Queen
FaithCult of Bastet

Currencycatnip
Animalhuman

The Fluffy Feline Federation of Feline Masters is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kitty Queen with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.729 billion Cats are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amazon Cardboard Box. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Feline economy, worth 627 trillion catnips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,598 catnips, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 424,441 per year while the poor average 31,445, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

It is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, small shoes often wash up on the beach, and visions of giant pink humans are a common side effect after Cats eat their meals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feline Masters's national animal is the human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Bastet.

Feline Masters is ranked 159,782nd in the world and 247th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 126.9465159764 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,641stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,756thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,668thFattest Citizens: 4,053rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,518thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,794thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,945thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,057thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,590thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,619thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 15,003rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,211thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,576thLargest Black Market: 20,030thLargest Mining Sector: 21,063rdLargest Retail Industry: 24,945thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,186thMost Cultured: 27,757thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,322ndHighest Average Incomes: 29,777th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Feline Masters, visions of giant pink humans are a common side effect after Cats eat their meals.
  • : Following new legislation in Feline Masters, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Feline Masters, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
  • : Following new legislation in Feline Masters, it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon.
  • : Following new legislation in Feline Masters, bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral.
  • : Following new legislation in Feline Masters, most towns have their Kitty Queen High School located on Kitty Queen Street.
  • : Following new legislation in Feline Masters, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
  • : Following new legislation in Feline Masters, planespotters are emigrating in droves.
  • : Following new legislation in Feline Masters, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
  • : Following new legislation in Feline Masters, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.

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