Population | 4.729 billion |
Capital | Amazon Cardboard Box |
Leader | Kitty Queen |
Faith | Cult of Bastet |
Currency | catnip |
Animal | human |
The Fluffy Feline Federation of Feline Masters is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kitty Queen with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.729 billion Cats are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amazon Cardboard Box. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Feline economy, worth 627 trillion catnips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,598 catnips, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 424,441 per year while the poor average 31,445, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.
It is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, small shoes often wash up on the beach, and visions of giant pink humans are a common side effect after Cats eat their meals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feline Masters's national animal is the human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Bastet.
Feline Masters is ranked 159,782nd in the world and 247th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 126.9465159764 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Feline Masters, visions of giant pink humans are a common side effect after Cats eat their meals.
- : Following new legislation in Feline Masters, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
- : Following new legislation in Feline Masters, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Feline Masters, it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon.
- : Following new legislation in Feline Masters, bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral.
- : Following new legislation in Feline Masters, most towns have their Kitty Queen High School located on Kitty Queen Street.
- : Following new legislation in Feline Masters, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
- : Following new legislation in Feline Masters, planespotters are emigrating in droves.
- : Following new legislation in Feline Masters, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
- : Following new legislation in Feline Masters, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.