Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,178thMost Armed: 3,390thRudest Citizens: 3,472nd
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Glory to the King and Freedom!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Felhaven

Population5.517 billion

CapitalFelport
LeaderKing Dagobert III
FaithAlcoholism

CurrencyCrownmark
AnimalHawk

The Kingdom of Felhaven is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Dagobert III with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.517 billion Felhavenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Felhavenian economy, worth 967 trillion Crownmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,433 Crownmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 609,162 per year while the poor average 36,851, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

Tens of thousands of Felhavenians rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, money grows on trees, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Felhaven's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alcoholism.

Felhaven is ranked 264,340th in the world and 955th in Europe for Most Avoided, scoring 0.65 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,178thTop
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Most Armed: 3,390thRudest Citizens: 3,472ndMost Influential: 4,033rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,444thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,574thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,111thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,143rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,102ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,126thMost Cultured: 6,288thLargest Black Market: 6,907thLargest Retail Industry: 7,037thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,177thMost Devout: 7,660thMost Patriotic: 9,008thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,600thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,559thHighest Average Incomes: 10,663rdMost Developed: 11,071stMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,249thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,864thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,117thLargest Governments: 13,378thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 16,067thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,152ndSmartest Citizens: 17,251stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,477thHealthiest Citizens: 18,747thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,179thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,359thBest Weather: 19,810thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,915thHighest Economic Output: 22,863rd
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Most Armed: 28th in the regionMost Average: 37th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 47th in the regionLargest Black Market: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 52nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 53rd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 59th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Devout: 70th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 79th in the regionMost Patriotic: 100th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 103rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Felhaven was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Chronus.
  • : Felhaven was endorsed by The Republic of Polis Ortigia.
  • : Felhaven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Felhaven, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Felhaven voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Commission on Sentient and sapient rights".
  • : Felhaven voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Freedom of the Press"".
  • : Felhaven's influence in Europe rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Felhaven voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Museums of Musical Heritage"".
  • : Felhaven voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Contact rights between Parent and Child"".
  • : Felhaven was endorsed by The Kingdom of Europaterre.

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