Most Ignorant Citizens: 18thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20thLargest Mining Sector: 25th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
Allmighty Nak nak
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
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Feckface

Population42.38 billion

CapitalNakNakDam
LeaderAllmighty Nak nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.38 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 24,950 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 588,728 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,994,519 per year while the poor average 31,828, a ratio of 125 to 1.

The government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 273,194th in the world and 78th in Wysteria for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -97.01 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 18thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20thLargest Mining Sector: 25thLargest Populations: 26thMost Primitive: 31stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 38thMost Avoided: 40thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 41stFattest Citizens: 44thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 44thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 45thHighest Economic Output: 54thHighest Disposable Incomes: 65thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 65thMost Devout: 73rdLargest Insurance Industry: 84thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 88thLargest Agricultural Sector: 112thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 132ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 162ndHighest Average Incomes: 175thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 245thMost Corrupt Governments: 271stLargest Gambling Industry: 305thMost Armed: 354thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 455thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 521stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 543rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 599thRudest Citizens: 1,880thLargest Retail Industry: 2,605thLowest Crime Rates: 2,644thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,026thMost Efficient Economies: 4,108thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,574thLargest Black Market: 5,685thLargest Governments: 10,625thMost Conservative: 12,972ndTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,032ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,092ndMost Patriotic: 22,975thMost Stationary: 23,895thMost Influential: 26,188th
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the region

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  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.

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