Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,396thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,455thRudest Citizens: 6,683rd
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Featherstonehaugh Cholmondeley

Population2.221 billion



The Kingdom of Featherstonehaugh Cholmondeley is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.221 billion Featherstonehaugh Cholmondeleyians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londontown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.2%.

The thriving Featherstonehaugh Cholmondeleyian economy, worth 158 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 71,177 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 463,769 per year while the poor average 4,329, a ratio of 107 to 1.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Featherstonehaugh Cholmondeley's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Featherstonehaugh Cholmondeley is ranked 7,393rd in the world and 11th in Antarctic Oasis for Fattest Citizens, with 18.39 Obesity Rate.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,396thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,455thRudest Citizens: 6,683rdFattest Citizens: 7,393rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,481stLargest Gambling Industry: 9,546thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 15,692ndLargest Publishing Industry: 15,695th

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