The State of FD is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 12.116 billion Deerites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Deerite economy, worth 82.0 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 6,764 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have been outlawed, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FD's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

FD is ranked 54,456^th in the world and 4^th in Omega Prime for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73 law-abiding acts per hour.