Population | 4.903 billion |
Currency | mark |
Animal | panther |
The Republic of Fast Fingers is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.903 billion Fast Fingersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Fast Fingersian economy, worth 522 trillion marks a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 106,572 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.
Couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and Fast Fingers's fine wines are renowned throughout the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fast Fingers's national animal is the panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Fast Fingers is ranked 158,880th in the world and 100th in racoda for Most Stationary, with 129.15709095052 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fast Fingers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Fast Fingers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Fast Fingers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Fast Fingers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Fast Fingers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Fast Fingers, Fast Fingers's fine wines are renowned throughout the region.
- : Fast Fingers was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Fast Fingers, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
- : Following new legislation in Fast Fingers, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Fast Fingers, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.