The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Black with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.613 billion Democracians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 2,601 trillion federal units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 341,712 federal units, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,159,603 per year while the poor average 3,599, a ratio of 877 to 1.

Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, and immigrants who don't like the taste of Democratic Turnip Chips are immediately deported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the fanged porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Just Monika.

Fascist Democracy is ranked 8,213^th in the world and 439^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 96.35 Atheism Rate.