Most Authoritarian: 20,160thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,421stLargest Welfare Programs: 22,837th
The Iron Fist of
Corrupt Dictatorship
[2] What the hell is going on here, man?
Rappy McRapperson
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Farmer John

Population10.784 billion

CapitalNarbonia
LeaderRappy McRapperson

Currencysomething
Animalsomething else

The Iron Fist of Farmer John is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rappy McRapperson with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 10.784 billion chickens and cows are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Narbonia. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Farmer Johnian economy, worth 302 trillion somethings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 28,086 somethings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farmer John has designated Narbonia as its capital city and Rappy McRapperson has just been declared ruler of Farmer John in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farmer John's national animal is the something else, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Farmer John is ranked 187,086th in the world and 3rd in BCN for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 35.36 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 20,160thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,421stLargest Welfare Programs: 22,837thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,319th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Farmer John's influence in BCN rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Farmer John's influence in BCN fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Farmer John's influence in BCN rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Farmer John's influence in BCN fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Farmer John's influence in BCN rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Farmer John's influence in BCN fell from "Power" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Farmer John's influence in BCN rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Farmer John's influence in BCN rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Farmer John's influence in BCN rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Farmer John's influence in BCN rose from "Negotiator" to "Enforcer".

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