Population | 7.711 billion |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | cobra |
The Colony of Farmea11 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.711 billion Farmea11ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Farmea11ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,243 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,320 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.
Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, women across the country are tying the knot, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farmea11's national animal is the cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Farmea11 is ranked 198,255th in the world and 4,854th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 49.52728080252 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Farmea11 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in Farmea11, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas.
- : Following new legislation in Farmea11, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Farmea11, women across the country are tying the knot.
- : Following new legislation in Farmea11, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
- : Following new legislation in Farmea11, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index.
- : Farmea11 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Farmea11, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
- : Following new legislation in Farmea11, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
- : Following new legislation in Farmea11, foreigners write "made in Farmea11" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out.