Largest Gambling Industry: 377thMost Ignorant Citizens: 493rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 651st
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Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Far Far Away From You

Population11.768 billion

Currencydollar
Animaldolphin

The Dictatorship of Far Far Away From You is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.768 billion Far Far Away From Youans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Far Far Away From Youan economy, worth a remarkable 2,675 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 227,335 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen', aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, and the fate of the world literally rests on Leader's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Far Far Away From You's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Far Far Away From You is ranked 41,637th in the world and 8th in The Sasquatch Republic for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,173.08 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 377thMost Ignorant Citizens: 493rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 651stMost Subsidized Industry: 859thLargest Black Market: 1,143rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,513thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,578thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,069thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,602ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,804thNudest: 3,441stFattest Citizens: 3,742ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,520thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,168thHighest Average Incomes: 5,213thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,648thMost Devout: 5,998thHighest Economic Output: 6,673rdLargest Mining Sector: 7,003rdLargest Governments: 10,446thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,910thRudest Citizens: 11,245thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,196thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,872ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,606thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,699thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,014thMost Conservative: 18,777thMost Authoritarian: 22,408thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,729thLowest Crime Rates: 25,270th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, the fate of the world literally rests on Leader's fingers.
  • : Far Far Away From You was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen'.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.

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