Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,175thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,607thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,934th
The Revolutionary Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Prosperity Among Opportunity
Vladimir Jesnik
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Falkland Union

Population2.291 billion

CapitalPort Smorchenez
LeaderVladimir Jesnik

AnimalFalklandi Sheep

The Revolutionary Republic of Falkland Union is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vladimir Jesnik with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.291 billion Falklandis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Smorchenez. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Falkland Unionian economy, worth 175 trillion Rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 76,455 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a baffling press conference Vladimir Jesnik proudly dismantled a broken door, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, and the new Falklandi Sheep Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Falkland Union's national animal is the Falklandi Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Falkland Union is ranked 82,406th in the world and 314th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Economic Output, with 175 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,175thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,607thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,934thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,971stMost Secular: 8,088thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,199thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,465thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,903rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,123rdLargest Black Market: 11,374thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,587thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,739thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,451stMost Beautiful Environments: 22,405th
Largest Black Market: 30th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 44th in the regionTop
Most Average: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 85th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 88th in the region

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