The Colony of Falkenberg is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 622 million Falkenbergers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falkenberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.6%.

The very strong Falkenbergian economy, worth 35.1 trillion Kriegsmarks a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is 56,421 Kriegsmarks, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Falkenberg has designated Falkenberg as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falkenberg's national animal is the Eagle.

Falkenberg is ranked 202,874^th in the world and 32^nd in The Celestial Empire for Most Secular, with 15.87 Atheism Rate.