The Dictatorship of Fa lin is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pice o schet with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.134 billion Fa linians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Cruz. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Fa linian economy, worth a remarkable 5,559 trillion Williams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 393,319 Williams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, and government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fa lin's national animal is the polar bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Peguinity.

Fa lin is ranked 978^th in the world and 1^st in League of Nation States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 171.72 law-abiding acts per hour.