Highest Wealthy Incomes: 335thLargest Insurance Industry: 479thHighest Disposable Incomes: 636th
The Holy Empire of
Corporate Police State
By Force, We Wield All
His Holiness Alexander Ezlion VII
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Ezlion

Population27.181 billion

CapitalNew Radiant
LeaderHis Holiness Alexander Ezlion VII
FaithChurch of the Ezlion

CurrencyFallow
AnimalKurtel

The Holy Empire of Ezlion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Holiness Alexander Ezlion VII with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.181 billion Ezlians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Radiant. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ezlionin economy, worth a remarkable 8,358 trillion Fallows a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 307,516 Fallows, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,692,782 per year while the poor average 5,303, a ratio of 507 to 1.

Scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space, the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", and citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Ezlion's national animal is the Kurtel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of the Ezlion.

Ezlion is ranked 10,501st in the world and 14th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Stationary, with 2,292.53681749772 days.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 335thLargest Insurance Industry: 479thHighest Disposable Incomes: 636thLargest Gambling Industry: 700thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 759thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 994thFattest Citizens: 1,222ndHighest Economic Output: 1,256thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,321stMost Avoided: 1,478thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,550thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,565thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,945thLargest Mining Sector: 2,019thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,096thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,188thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,349thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,369thHighest Average Incomes: 2,664thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,413thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,959thRudest Citizens: 5,084thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,246thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,512thLargest Populations: 6,043rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,476thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,691stMost Patriotic: 7,127thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,141stMost Devout: 7,167thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,122ndMost Stationary: 10,503rdMost Armed: 13,407thLargest Governments: 13,912thMost Influential: 14,776thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,985thMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,939thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,625thLargest Black Market: 26,370th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionMost Patriotic: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Devout: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ezlion, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account.
  • : Following new legislation in Ezlion, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
  • : Following new legislation in Ezlion, the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas.
  • : Following new legislation in Ezlion, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Ezlion, nobility is the world's oldest profession.
  • : Following new legislation in Ezlion, theories abound over why conspiracy theorists are being arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Ezlion, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Ezlion flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Following new legislation in Ezlion, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A His Holiness Alexander Ezlion VII For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of His Holiness Alexander Ezlion VII's supporters.
  • : Ezlion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Ezlion, corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with.

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