The Sacred Imperium of Exzilian State is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Almighty Emperor Eduardo Cardarelli II with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.6 billion Exzilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Auruquitania. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Exzilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,535 trillion Gold Standard Exzis a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 411,158 Gold Standard Exzis, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

A death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Exzilian throne, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Exzilian State's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is War Cult.

Exzilian State is ranked 2,244^th in the world and 1^st in Procyon Celti for Lowest Crime Rates, with 140.52 law-abiding acts per hour.