Most Devout: 37thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 47thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 68th
The Monastic Technocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Expendia

Population26.529 billion

CapitalThe Necropolis of Saints
LeaderCouncil of Abbots
FaithExpendablism

CurrencySoul
AnimalHuman Corpse

The Monastic Technocracy of Expendia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Council of Abbots with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.529 billion Expendables are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Necropolis of Saints. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Expendable economy, worth an astonishing 10,639 trillion Souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 401,037 Souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

First-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, Council of Abbots's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Expendia's national animal is the Human Corpse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Expendablism.

Expendia is ranked 1,565th in the world and 72nd in Osiris for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 16,022.44 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Devout: 37thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 47thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 68thLargest Black Market: 69thMost Advanced Public Education: 81stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 144thMost Subsidized Industry: 188thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 207thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 299thHighest Poor Incomes: 349thMost Corrupt Governments: 385thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 395thHighest Economic Output: 429thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 507thMost Primitive: 616thHighest Average Tax Rates: 624thLargest Governments: 714thHighest Average Incomes: 782ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 851stLowest Crime Rates: 868thMost Cultured: 1,387thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,565thMost Efficient Economies: 2,212thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,604thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,655thLargest Mining Sector: 3,683rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,642ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,051stLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,302ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,403rdSmartest Citizens: 11,819thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 13,045thMost Developed: 15,194thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,582nd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Primitive: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 43rd in the regionMost Cultured: 52nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 72nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 87th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 184th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 185th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 188th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 267th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 286th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 348th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 414th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 429th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 455th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 595th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Expendia's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Expendia, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Expendia, Council of Abbots's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
  • : Expendia's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Expendia's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Expendia's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Expendia, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Expendia, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.
  • : Expendia was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Expendia, this year's hottest seller is plenary indulgence.

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