Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 709thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,412thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,659th
The Holy Empire of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
En Brivi Folks, Av Dieva Zelastibu
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Excalbia

Population26.903 billion

CapitalCitadel Excalbia
LeaderEmperor Joseph
Faiththe Church of Excalbia

CurrencyImperial Sov
Animalhighland bear

The Holy Empire of Excalbia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Joseph with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, soft-spoken computers, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.903 billion Excalbians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel Excalbia. The average income tax rate is 7.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Excalbian economy, worth a remarkable 4,857 trillion Imperial Sovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 180,550 Imperial Sovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism". Crime is totally unknown. Excalbia's national animal is the highland bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Church of Excalbia.

Excalbia is ranked 45,410th in the world and 9th in Western Atlantic for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 4,800.65 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 709thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,412thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,659thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,310thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,340thMost Devout: 2,366thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,730thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,806thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,875thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,114thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,166thNicest Citizens: 3,378thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,873rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,461stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,467thLargest Populations: 4,477thSafest: 4,831stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,043rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,430thLargest Mining Sector: 6,485thSmartest Citizens: 7,139thMost Pacifist: 7,893rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,921stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,805thMost Developed: 11,014thLowest Crime Rates: 12,445thTop
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Most Cultured: 13,926thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,247thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,401stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,985thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,058thMost Income Equality: 18,701stMost Advanced Public Education: 20,792ndHighest Food Quality: 24,976th
Top
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Excalbia's influence in Western Atlantic rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Excalbia, in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism".
  • : Following new legislation in Excalbia, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : Excalbia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Excalbia, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Excalbia, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Excalbia, all you have to do is pray to get into Excalbia.
  • : Following new legislation in Excalbia, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
  • : Excalbia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Excalbia, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.

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