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85.23 Evil Lord Sauron's trades...

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Civil Rights Lovefest
“In Bareness And Fairness There Is No Shame”
Most Influential: 84th Nudest: 161st Most Rebellious Youth: 656th
18.058 billion Siutsians. Public floggings, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Death to Hobbits”
Largest Insurance Industry: 492nd Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,164th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,190th
17.723 billion Mordorians. Zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Determination”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 224th Highest Crime Rates: 352nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 363rd
15.515 billion Mogadishuans. Deadly medical pandemics, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!”
Most Conservative: 41st Largest Populations: 273rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,359th
33.962 billion Angry Orcians. Restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Don't start none, won't be none.”
Highest Crime Rates: 440th Most Armed: 469th Fattest Citizens: 570th
12.953 billion Gonzlanders. Ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Where can I run? How can I hide? THE SILMARILS!”
Largest Insurance Industry: 392nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 741st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 773rd
12.219 billion Slave of Melkors. Prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“In blackest night, forget the light!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 341st Largest Insurance Industry: 545th Largest Black Market: 804th
10.89 billion Nameless People. Infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Oppression is Progression”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 260th Largest Gambling Industry: 329th Largest Insurance Industry: 334th
10.558 billion child slaves. Barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“We Are The Better Half”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 479th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 569th Largest Welfare Programs: 595th
10.564 billion Butts. Sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“we are what's left.”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 465th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 634th Largest Black Market: 736th
9.488 billion Butts. Pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE