Largest Insurance Industry: 150thHighest Disposable Incomes: 270thFattest Citizens: 424th
The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Exporting Evil Since 2002
Influence
Truckler
Security Officer
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Evil Incarnate

Population25.946 billion

CapitalEvil Incarnata
Leaderthe android Irana Maltroff
FaithGaron

CurrencyPetal
AnimalShrew

The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the android Irana Maltroff with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.946 billion Elves are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evil Incarnata. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Elven economy, worth an astonishing 10,392 trillion Petals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 400,548 Petals, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,103,353 per year while the poor average 40,785, a ratio of 51.6 to 1.

Exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, agricultural employees work for peanuts, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, and in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Elves can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Evil Incarnate's national animal is the Shrew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Garon.

Evil Incarnate is ranked 73,956th in the world and 7th in The Axis of Evil for Most Stationary, with 640.26672217348 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 150thHighest Disposable Incomes: 270thFattest Citizens: 424thMost Avoided: 507thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 512thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 514thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 582ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 626thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 637thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 649thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 650thHighest Economic Output: 748thMost Armed: 958thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,062ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,100thLargest Mining Sector: 1,150thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,217thMost Efficient Economies: 1,291stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,343rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,523rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,592ndMost Devout: 1,962ndNudest: 1,963rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,917thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,316thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,346thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,947thLargest Governments: 4,786thSmartest Citizens: 4,837thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,609thRudest Citizens: 6,244thLargest Populations: 7,072ndMost Patriotic: 8,246thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,014thLowest Crime Rates: 10,717thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,354thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,162ndLargest Black Market: 22,206thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,774thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29,429th
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the region

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  • : Evil Incarnate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Evil Incarnate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Evil Incarnate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Evil Incarnate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Evil Incarnate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Evil Incarnate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Evil Incarnate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Evil Incarnate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Evil Incarnate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Evil Incarnate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.

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