Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 294thMost Ignorant Citizens: 401stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 643rd
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Every Villain Iz Lemons

Population2.009 billion

CapitalEvilopolis
LeaderWehttam
FaithWehttamism

CurrencyLemon
AnimalSponge

The Dictatorship of Every Villain Iz Lemons is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Wehttam with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.009 billion Every Villain Iz Lemonsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evilopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Every Villain Iz Lemonsian economy, worth 417 trillion Lemons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 207,859 Lemons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,905,185 per year while the poor average 2,409, a ratio of 790 to 1.

Vacationing Every Villain Iz Lemonsians expect to be treated as royalty, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, Wehttam has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity, and frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Every Villain Iz Lemons's national animal is the Sponge, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wehttamism.

Every Villain Iz Lemons is ranked 2,220th in the world and 78th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 27,265.62 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 294thMost Ignorant Citizens: 401stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 643rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 668thMost Avoided: 724thFattest Citizens: 779thLargest Mining Sector: 1,008thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,400thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,532ndMost Primitive: 1,820thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,825thLargest Retail Industry: 2,220thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,237thMost Patriotic: 2,267thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,335thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,534thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,146thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,586thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,224thRudest Citizens: 4,298thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,116thHighest Average Incomes: 6,746thMost Efficient Economies: 8,097thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,642ndMost Secular: 9,540thMost Armed: 11,482ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 17,009thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,008thLargest Governments: 20,724thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,948th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 33rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Avoided: 42nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 57th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 69th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionMost Patriotic: 76th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 78th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 80th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 81st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 95th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 104th in the regionRudest Citizens: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 192nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 197th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 218th in the regionMost Armed: 265th in the regionMost Secular: 273rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 357th in the regionLargest Black Market: 366th in the regionLargest Governments: 450th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 543rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 631st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Every Villain Iz Lemons, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Every Villain Iz Lemons, Wehttam has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity.
  • : Following new legislation in Every Villain Iz Lemons, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy.
  • : Following new legislation in Every Villain Iz Lemons, vacationing Every Villain Iz Lemonsians expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Every Villain Iz Lemons, many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Every Villain Iz Lemons, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert.
  • : Following new legislation in Every Villain Iz Lemons, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • : Following new legislation in Every Villain Iz Lemons, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in Every Villain Iz Lemons, major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment.
  • : Following new legislation in Every Villain Iz Lemons, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.

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