Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25thLargest Gambling Industry: 88thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 90th
The Cam Barker Fans of
Capitalist Paradise
HOCKEY LIVES MATTER!
Cam Barker
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Evaca

Population22.197 billion

CapitalMedicine Hat
LeaderCam Barker
FaithHERE COME THE HAWKS

CurrencyGoal
AnimalGoalie

The Cam Barker Fans of Evaca is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cam Barker with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 22.197 billion Evacans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medicine Hat. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Evacan economy, worth a remarkable 9,014 trillion Goals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 406,096 Goals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,803,469 per year while the poor average 3,656, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

The nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, tens of thousands of Evacans rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, and most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Evaca's national animal is the Goalie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is HERE COME THE HAWKS.

Evaca is ranked 154th in the world and 1st in The Fist of God for Fattest Citizens, with 95.46 Obesity Rate.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25thLargest Gambling Industry: 88thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 90thFattest Citizens: 154thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 171stRudest Citizens: 176thMost Avoided: 177thLargest Insurance Industry: 180thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 184thHighest Disposable Incomes: 229thLargest Retail Industry: 266thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 313thMost Armed: 357thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 396thLargest Mining Sector: 407thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 409thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 410thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 418thHighest Crime Rates: 466thMost Ignorant Citizens: 506thHighest Economic Output: 547thMost Corrupt Governments: 578thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 636thHighest Average Incomes: 689thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 713thMost Efficient Economies: 868thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,013thMost Devout: 1,220thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,320thTop
5%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,256thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,400thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,502ndLargest Populations: 5,018thMost Stationary: 6,756thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,933rdLargest Black Market: 9,029thTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,578thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,592ndHighest Drug Use: 15,174thMost Pro-Market: 15,977thMost Influential: 16,033rdMost Subsidized Industry: 17,651stLargest Governments: 17,745thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,507th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Evaca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Evaca, most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears.
  • : Following new legislation in Evaca, tens of thousands of Evacans rock the night away at the annual SuperLob.
  • : Following new legislation in Evaca, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Evaca, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Evaca's influence in The Fist of God rose from "Power" to "Dominator".
  • : Following new legislation in Evaca, rumor has it that Cam Barker has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Evaca was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Evaca, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Evaca, several inches are being added to first class seating.

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