Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,305thHighest Crime Rates: 1,528thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,000th
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Eurovision Song Contest

Population13.007 billion

CapitalFulenn
LeaderSpace Man
FaithEat Your Salad

CurrencyThat's Rich
AnimalStefania

The Sekret of Eurovision Song Contest is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Space Man with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.007 billion Televoters have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fulenn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurovision economy, worth a remarkable 2,769 trillion That's Riches a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 212,905 That's Riches, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

The entire country is an urban wasteland as the well-to-do commute from space (Eurovision Song Contest has found 5 easter eggs), gun owners are skilled at everything except shooting, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eurovision Song Contest's national animal is the Stefania, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eat Your Salad.

Eurovision Song Contest is ranked 3,282nd in the world and 2nd in Nesapo for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 32 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,305thHighest Crime Rates: 1,528thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,000thRudest Citizens: 2,252ndLargest Black Market: 2,529thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,282ndMost Armed: 4,321stMost Inclusive: 4,338thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,643rdSmartest Citizens: 5,853rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,909thHighest Average Incomes: 6,255thHighest Economic Output: 6,382ndHighest Food Quality: 6,785thNudest: 7,077thMost Developed: 8,012thMost Influential: 8,321stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,455thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,642ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,738thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,721stMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,557thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,576thTop
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Most Cultured: 14,664thLargest Retail Industry: 15,358thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,875thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,229thMost Efficient Economies: 18,420thMost Secular: 19,809thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,562ndLargest Governments: 21,650thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,682ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,634thLargest Populations: 24,277thMost Stationary: 24,632ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,025thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,495th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the region

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