Most Authoritarian: 11,241stMost Income Equality: 19,468thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,401st
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European North Americans

Population475 million

CapitalPinnacle Oceana


The United States of European North Americans is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 475 million Pith helmet wearing European North Americans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pinnacle Oceana. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Pith helmet wearing European North American economy, worth 8.47 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 17,831 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Garden flower shows rarely smell of roses, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. European North Americans's national animal is the Destrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

European North Americans is ranked 257,070th in the world and 2nd in United States of European North America for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -78.64 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Authoritarian: 11,241stTop
Most Income Equality: 19,468thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,401stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,915th

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