The Federal Communes of Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 730 million Volksdemokratische Sozialistische Europeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karl-Marx-Stadt. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Volksdemokratische Sozialistische European economy, worth 87.4 trillion Euro Labour Tickets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 119,754 Euro Labour Tickets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch is ranked 139,597^th in the world and 756^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 84.76193880788 days.