The Zombie Land of Euroda is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cheff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.303 billion Urodans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BarbiQ. The average income tax rate is 18.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eurodan economy, worth a remarkable 2,089 trillion coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 169,843 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Every week is blindness awareness week, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately, and business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Euroda's national animal is the lambchop, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Grillism.

Euroda is ranked 247,374^th in the world and 4^th in Deliciousness for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.37 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.