Population | 6.531 billion |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Raven |
The Republic of Euro 199 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.531 billion Euro 199ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Euro 199ian economy, worth 853 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,627 Cards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 568,695 per year while the poor average 18,991, a ratio of 29.9 to 1.
Hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Euro 199's many privately-owned prisons, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, and citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euro 199's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Euro 199 is ranked 146,737th in the world and 1,040th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 177.36327537632 days.
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- : Euro 199 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Euro 199 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Euro 199 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Euro 199 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Euro 199 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Euro 199 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Euro 199 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative and Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 199, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 199, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 199, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.