Population | 6.577 billion |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Raven |
The Republic of Euro 137 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.577 billion Euro 137ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 75.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Euro 137ian economy, worth 826 trillion Cards a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,605 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, and students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euro 137's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Euro 137 is ranked 146,675th in the world and 978th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 177.36549065268 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Euro 137 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 137, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 137, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 137, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 137, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 137, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
- : Euro 137 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 137, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 137, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 137, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans.