The Most Serene Republic of Euro 081 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.715 billion Euro 081ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Euro 081ian economy, worth 932 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,808 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, the Euro 081 City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euro 081's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Euro 081 is ranked 39,141^st in the world and 383^rd in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.06 law-abiding acts per hour.