Population | 6.648 billion |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Raven |
The Federation of Euro 042 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.648 billion Euro 042ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Euro 042ian economy, worth 805 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 121,100 Cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 376,820 per year while the poor average 29,923, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.
Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, bike rage is all the rage, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", and trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euro 042's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Euro 042 is ranked 146,342nd in the world and 883rd in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.36854556628 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Euro 042 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Euro 042 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Euro 042 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 042, trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 042, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
- : Following new legislation in Euro 042, bike rage is all the rage.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 042, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 042, Jennifer Government is banned.
- : Euro 042 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 042, Euro 042ian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.