Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,047thMost Patriotic: 12,442ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,068th
The Federation of
Father Knows Best State
Motto
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Euro 014

Population6.639 billion

CurrencyCards
AnimalRaven

The Federation of Euro 014 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.639 billion Euro 014ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Euro 014ian economy, worth 925 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,342 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Euro 014 flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euro 014's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Euro 014 is ranked 146,551st in the world and 855th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 177.36935176132 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,047thMost Patriotic: 12,442ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,068thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,769thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,349thLargest Black Market: 15,952ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,641stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,467thHealthiest Citizens: 17,655thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,473rdMost Devout: 19,437thLargest Mining Sector: 19,948thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,653rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,973rdHighest Average Incomes: 26,549thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28,967th
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Healthiest Citizens: 58th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 83rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 91st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 92nd in the regionNudest: 108th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 111th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Euro 014 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Euro 014 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Euro 014 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 014, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Euro 014 flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 014, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 014, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 014, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 014, immigrants who don't like the taste of Euro 014ian Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 014, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 014, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.

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