Population | 18.232 billion |
Capital | Москва |
Leader | Зомби Владимир Ленин |
Faith | UnOrthodox Christianity |
Currency | Rᴜʙʟϵ |
Animal | Eurasian Brown Bear |
The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Eurasian Alliance is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Зомби Владимир Ленин with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 18.232 billion Eurasians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Москва. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth a remarkable 3,452 trillion Rᴜʙʟϵs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 189,363 Rᴜʙʟϵs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, it's said that Зомби Владимир Ленин can turn every pleasure into a chore, it is said that a Eurasian woman's work is never done, and talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurasian Alliance's national animal is the Eurasian Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UnOrthodox Christianity.
Eurasian Alliance is ranked 52,954th in the world and 13th in Zombie Research Institute for Most Stationary, with 836.42031191288 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eurasian Alliance was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasian Alliance, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasian Alliance, it is said that a Eurasian woman's work is never done.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasian Alliance, it's said that Зомби Владимир Ленин can turn every pleasure into a chore.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasian Alliance, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
- : Eurasian Alliance was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Eurasian Alliance was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Eurasian Alliance was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasian Alliance, sentient AIs face their watery graves with a fixed smile.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasian Alliance, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.