The Democratic States of Euralamadus is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zazzauke Nalinyo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.287 billion Euralamadusians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Makurgarzagamopo. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Euralamadusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,204 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,333 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The well-to-do in Osiris are never on time for important appointments, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is totally unknown. Euralamadus's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Euralamadus is ranked 5,886^th in the world and 312^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.52 law-abiding acts per hour.