Most Influential: 840thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,056thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,666th
The Tasavalta of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Koti, Uskonto ja Isänmaa.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population4.489 billion

LeaderPresidentti Sauli Niinistö
FaithSuomen Evankelis-Luterilainen Kirkko

AnimalRuskea Karhu

The Tasavalta of Esvonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Presidentti Sauli Niinistö with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.489 billion Suomalainens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Esvonian economy, worth 679 trillion Euroas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,393 Euroas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Esvonian Moonshine", census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, democratic debates have been removed from the government, and attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esvonia's national animal is the Ruskea Karhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Suomen Evankelis-Luterilainen Kirkko.

Esvonia is ranked 15,345th in the world and 168th in Europe for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Influential: 840thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,056thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 4,666thSafest: 4,832ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,054thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,131stBest Weather: 5,315thHealthiest Citizens: 5,625thMost Inclusive: 5,634thLowest Crime Rates: 5,757thMost Efficient Economies: 6,090thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,111thLargest Governments: 6,300thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,347thMost Developed: 7,013thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,743rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,791stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,854thNicest Citizens: 8,118thHighest Food Quality: 8,359thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,472ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,947thSmartest Citizens: 9,522ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,704thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,790thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,060thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,246thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,526thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,708thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14,943rdMost Rebellious Youth: 15,345thMost Patriotic: 20,614thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,669thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,976thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,067thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,450thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,941st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 54th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 64th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 72nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 73rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 90th in the regionSafest: 91st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 92nd in the regionBest Weather: 95th in the regionLargest Governments: 99th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 106th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 109th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 115th in the regionMost Inclusive: 115th in the region

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