The Royal Sovereignty of Estavia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Prince Mordred with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 44.793 billion Estavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Education and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avernesse. The average income tax rate is 2.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Estavian economy, worth an astonishing 11,375 trillion Estavian Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 253,946 Estavian Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers, in a fit of passion Prince Mordred has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied wolf, and sex changes are routinely performed at Estavia's hospitals. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Estavia's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Korsotet.

Estavia is ranked 291,410^th in the world and 7^th in The Cursed Continent of Lodoss for Lowest Crime Rates, with 19.57 law-abiding acts per hour.