Most Cultured: 1,002ndHighest Food Quality: 1,349thMost Inclusive: 1,892nd
The Democratic People's Republic of
Iron Fist Socialists
Non omnis moriar
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Estau

Population9.415 billion

CapitalEs-Pret
LeaderThe Communist Party of Estau
FaithCommunism

CurrencyPeople's Diprate
AnimalPanthera leo krugeri

The Democratic People's Republic of Estau is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Communist Party of Estau with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 9.415 billion Comrades are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Es-Pret. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Comrade economy, worth a remarkable 1,017 trillion People's Diprates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,091 People's Diprates, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support, Comrades are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom, and many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estau's national animal is the Panthera leo krugeri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Estau is ranked 274,375th in the world and 1,813th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -20.1 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Cultured: 1,002ndHighest Food Quality: 1,349thMost Inclusive: 1,892ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,204thTop
5%
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,818thHighest Drug Use: 2,996thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,142ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,341stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,418thSmartest Citizens: 3,656thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,951stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,330thLargest Black Market: 4,454thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,656thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,745thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,158thMost Influential: 5,689thMost Developed: 7,730thMost Patriotic: 8,562ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,619thMost Pacifist: 9,780thNicest Citizens: 10,583rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,731stMost Secular: 12,307thBest Weather: 13,794thTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 13,895thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,923rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,741stHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,851stMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,047thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,005thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,333rdMost Income Equality: 20,563rdHighest Economic Output: 21,535thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23,589th
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Largest Black Market: 11th in the regionTop
5%
Most Cultured: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 31st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 35th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 39th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 46th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 54th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionMost Inclusive: 67th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 68th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 79th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 85th in the regionTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 104th in the regionLargest Populations: 116th in the regionMost Patriotic: 126th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 136th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 139th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 143rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 158th in the regionNudest: 160th in the regionMost Developed: 179th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Estau was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Estau, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery.
  • : Following new legislation in Estau, Comrades are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.
  • : Estau was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Iron Fist Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Estau, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support.
  • : Estau was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Marxistans.
  • : Estau was endorsed by The People's Republic of Colil.
  • : Estau was endorsed by The United Free Republics of Mallissa.
  • : Estau was endorsed by The People's Republic of RSSFR.
  • : Estau was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.

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