The Dictatorship of Estados Sanikistas Federales is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Warden Sanik I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.419 billion Sanikistas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Sanik of Coro. The average income tax rate is 45.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Estados Sanikistas Federalesian economy, worth 152 trillion Sanikoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 107,665 Sanikoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, conspiracy theorists allege Saint Sanik of Coro's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estados Sanikistas Federales's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sanikism.

Estados Sanikistas Federales is ranked 28,974^th in the world and 1,519^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 839.31 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.