Most Devout: 299thLargest Black Market: 674thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,155th
The Dominion of
Democratic Socialists
Montjoie!
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Essayer

Population17.137 billion

CapitalAngers
LeaderLord Protector Charlotte Ellis
FaithRoman Catholicism

Currencypound sterling
Animaldove

The Dominion of Essayer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Protector Charlotte Ellis with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, avowedly heterosexual populace, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 17.137 billion French are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angers. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient French economy, worth a remarkable 2,640 trillion pound sterlings a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,081 pound sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new French-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Essayer's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Essayer is ranked 18,890th in the world and 1st in The NationStates Community for Largest Governments, scoring 26.4 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Most Devout: 299thLargest Black Market: 674thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,155thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,206thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,721stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,936thTop
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Most Stationary: 2,839thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,435thMost Armed: 3,751stMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,838thHighest Economic Output: 5,283rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,540thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,849thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,053rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,084thLargest Populations: 9,788thMost Influential: 10,188thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 11,758thMost Efficient Economies: 11,921stHighest Average Incomes: 12,737thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,834thLargest Governments: 18,890th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Essayer, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Essayer, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Essayer was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Essayer, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Essayer, the new French-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage.
  • : Following new legislation in Essayer, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Essayer, light entertainment isn't dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Essayer, aides are afraid to ask if Lord Protector Charlotte Ellis wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Following new legislation in Essayer, heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent.
  • : Following new legislation in Essayer, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.

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