Most Compassionate Citizens: 246thNicest Citizens: 264thMost Inclusive: 266th
The Estellian Queendom of
Left-wing Utopia
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Eslhauzliaunha

Population7.86 billion

CapitalRuan
LeaderEstellia Sun-Moon
FaithChurch of Pizza

CurrencyMira
AnimalShining Pom

The Estellian Queendom of Eslhauzliaunha is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Estellia Sun-Moon with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.86 billion Estelles are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Estellian economy, worth a remarkable 2,416 trillion Miras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 307,444 Miras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Eslhauzliaunha. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eslhauzliaunha's national animal is the Shining Pom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Pizza.

Eslhauzliaunha is ranked 33,578th in the world and 30th in Green Hills for Most Stationary, with 1,304.81942185948 days.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 246thNicest Citizens: 264thMost Inclusive: 266thHighest Food Quality: 404thMost Pacifist: 419thMost Rebellious Youth: 477thBest Weather: 501stHighest Average Tax Rates: 525thMost Developed: 528thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 532ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 535thLongest Average Lifespans: 559thLargest Welfare Programs: 578thHealthiest Citizens: 585thMost Beautiful Environments: 599thMost Cheerful Citizens: 625thLargest Governments: 626thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 642ndSafest: 644thLeast Corrupt Governments: 679thLargest Publishing Industry: 704thMost Cultured: 742ndHighest Poor Incomes: 894thMost Efficient Economies: 913thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 990thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,018thSmartest Citizens: 1,204thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,547thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,743rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,752ndMost Secular: 1,752ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,342ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,652ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,665thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,566thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,924thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,858thHighest Economic Output: 9,608thMost Income Equality: 13,842ndTop
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Most Influential: 20,269thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,311thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,405thMost Politically Free: 29,184th
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Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eslhauzliaunha, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Eslhauzliaunha.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslhauzliaunha, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslhauzliaunha, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslhauzliaunha, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslhauzliaunha, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the Ruan Shining Poms against long odds.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslhauzliaunha, theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslhauzliaunha, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslhauzliaunha, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslhauzliaunha, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslhauzliaunha, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.

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