The Estellian Queendom of Eslhaizliaunha is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Estellia Dark with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.287 billion Estelles are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Estellian economy, worth a remarkable 2,669 trillion Miras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 322,163 Miras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All the playground's a stage for Estellian schoolchildren, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eslhaizliaunha's national animal is the Shining Pom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Pizza.

Eslhaizliaunha is ranked 1,479^th in the world and 17^th in Green Hills for Lowest Crime Rates, with 156.23 law-abiding acts per hour.