Population | 11.635 billion |
Capital | Prujat |
Leader | Prezjet Ljuzy Masj |
Currency | Zjut |
Animal | hummingbird |
The Demokrátik Repúblek of Eskaai is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prezjet Ljuzy Masj with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.635 billion Eskaaians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prujat. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Eskaaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,940 trillion Zjuts a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,749 Zjuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Concussed hummingbirdball players cannot remember their lineup position, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eskaai's national animal is the hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Eskaai is ranked 38,580th in the world and 66th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 1,178.5444540644 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eskaai, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
- : Following new legislation in Eskaai, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
- : Following new legislation in Eskaai, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
- : Following new legislation in Eskaai, concussed hummingbirdball players cannot remember their lineup position.
- : Following new legislation in Eskaai, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people.
- : Eskaai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Eskaai, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
- : Following new legislation in Eskaai, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Eskaaians.
- : Following new legislation in Eskaai, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
- : Following new legislation in Eskaai, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life.