Population | 9.631 billion |
Capital | Eshialand City |
Leader | King William I |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | owl |
The Kingdom of Eshialand is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King William I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and flagrant waste-dumping. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.631 billion Eshians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Education, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eshialand City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Eshian economy, worth a remarkable 2,196 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 228,060 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 759,066 per year while the poor average 51,058, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.
Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with King William I, and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eshialand's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Eshialand is ranked 294,186th in the world and 79th in Esportiva for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.09 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eshialand's influence in Esportiva rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in Eshialand, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Eshialand, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with King William I.
- : Following new legislation in Eshialand, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography.
- : Following new legislation in Eshialand, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
- : Following new legislation in Eshialand, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
- : Following new legislation in Eshialand, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight.
- : Following new legislation in Eshialand, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Eshialand, the default state for Eshialand is default.
- : Following new legislation in Eshialand, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.