Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,622ndMost Devout: 4,333rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,740th
The Backstabbing Insincerity of
Father Knows Best State
Oh, won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?!
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Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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ESFJs

Population3.833 billion

LeaderQuinn Morgendorffer

Currencydollar
Animalgossipy hen

The Backstabbing Insincerity of ESFJs is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Quinn Morgendorffer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.833 billion ESFJsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.1%.

The strong ESFJsian economy, worth 231 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,526 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The tax department is having withdrawal symptoms, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and former slaves are free to be oppressed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ESFJs's national animal is the gossipy hen, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ESFJs is ranked 66,232nd in the world and 6th in MBTI for Healthiest Citizens, with 4.21 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,622ndMost Devout: 4,333rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,740thMost Primitive: 7,904thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15,979thLargest Black Market: 20,798thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,132nd
Top
10%
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ESFJs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : ESFJs was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in ESFJs, former slaves are free to be oppressed.
  • : Following new legislation in ESFJs, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in ESFJs, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
  • : Following new legislation in ESFJs, the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms.
  • : Following new legislation in ESFJs, the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives.
  • : Following new legislation in ESFJs, citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets.
  • : Following new legislation in ESFJs, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in ESFJs, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers.

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