The Failed States of Ervarëa not of ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tel'rial Meradon with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.254 billion Ervarëans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belduryn. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ervarëan economy, worth a remarkable 9,966 trillion ablis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 545,964 ablis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,927,418 per year while the poor average 24,446, a ratio of 160 to 1.

The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, and a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC's national animal is the Sequoiadendron giganteum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC is ranked 261,029^th in the world and 13^th in Meihua for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.24 bananas ingested per day.