Most Extreme: 4thRudest Citizens: 13thMost Armed: 29th
The Failed States of ErvarŽa not of
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ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC

Population14.181 billion

CapitalBelduryn
LeaderTel'rial Meradon

Currencyablis
AnimalSequoiadendron giganteum

The Failed States of ErvarŽa not of ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tel'rial Meradon with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.181 billion ErvarŽans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belduryn. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ErvarŽan economy, worth a remarkable 6,317 trillion ablis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 445,474 ablis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,204,540 per year while the poor average 19,946, a ratio of 160 to 1.

The wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, the nation is Meihua's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC's national animal is the Sequoiadendron giganteum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC is ranked 93rd in the world and 1st in Meihua for Fattest Citizens, with 98.6 Obesity Rate.

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Most Extreme: 4thRudest Citizens: 13thMost Armed: 29thHighest Crime Rates: 29thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 62ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 76thMost Rebellious Youth: 84thFattest Citizens: 93rdLargest Gambling Industry: 121stMost Avoided: 139thLargest Retail Industry: 152ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 153rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 153rdMost Efficient Economies: 157thHighest Disposable Incomes: 172ndHighest Average Incomes: 474thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 493rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 622ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 650thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 672ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 750thHighest Drug Use: 771stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 792ndLargest Mining Sector: 801stMost Cultured: 826thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 877thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 978thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,058thMost Politically Free: 1,067thMost Pro-Market: 1,125thHighest Economic Output: 1,162ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,240thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,263rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,473rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,481stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,527thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,836thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,878thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,923rdTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,250thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,631stMost Inclusive: 2,729thSmartest Citizens: 3,118thMost Devout: 3,656thNudest: 8,172ndLargest Insurance Industry: 8,186thLargest Governments: 9,223rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,463rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 10,528thLargest Populations: 15,662nd
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, the nation is Meihua's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, Tel'rial Meradon's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, a third of ErvarŽans are e-certified CEOs.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly.

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