Most Extreme: 5thRudest Citizens: 12thHighest Crime Rates: 18th
The Failed States of ErvarŽa not of
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ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC

Population18.254 billion

CapitalBelduryn
LeaderTel'rial Meradon

Currencyablis
AnimalSequoiadendron giganteum

The Failed States of ErvarŽa not of ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tel'rial Meradon with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.254 billion ErvarŽans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belduryn. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ErvarŽan economy, worth a remarkable 9,966 trillion ablis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 545,964 ablis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,927,418 per year while the poor average 24,446, a ratio of 160 to 1.

The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, and a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC's national animal is the Sequoiadendron giganteum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC is ranked 261,029th in the world and 13th in Meihua for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.24 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Extreme: 5thRudest Citizens: 12thHighest Crime Rates: 18thMost Armed: 18thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31stFattest Citizens: 42ndMost Rebellious Youth: 48thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 49thMost Efficient Economies: 53rdLargest Gambling Industry: 57thMost Avoided: 69thLargest Retail Industry: 75thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 80thHighest Disposable Incomes: 87thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 94thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 163rdHighest Average Incomes: 252ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 325thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 352ndMost Cultured: 371stMost Scientifically Advanced: 417thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 493rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 499thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 545thMost Cheerful Citizens: 560thHighest Drug Use: 562ndMost Corrupt Governments: 580thHighest Economic Output: 626thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 628thLargest Mining Sector: 661stMost Politically Free: 792ndMost Pro-Market: 807thMost Subsidized Industry: 875thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 910thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,007thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,110thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,392ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,513thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,663rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,712thMost Devout: 1,802ndSmartest Citizens: 1,951stMost Inclusive: 2,404thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,997thLargest Governments: 4,275thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,405thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,419thNudest: 8,916thHighest Food Quality: 11,888thLargest Black Market: 12,051stTop
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Largest Populations: 14,121stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,344thMost Influential: 25,374th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.

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