Population | 25.213 billion |
Capital | Ankara |
Leader | Attaturk |
Currency | Lira |
Animal | Sheep |
The Power of Ergenekon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Attaturk with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.213 billion Ergenekonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. The average income tax rate is 66.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Ergenekonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,967 trillion Lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,693 Lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, and money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ergenekon's national animal is the Sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Ergenekon is ranked 233,705th in the world and 7,337th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 23.183144885 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ergenekon's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Ergenekon's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Ergenekon was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Ergenekon ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : Ergenekon's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Ergenekon's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Ergenekon was refounded in Osiris.
- : Ergenekon ceased to exist in Belgium.
- : Following new legislation in Ergenekon, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in Ergenekon, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.