The Dictatorship of Erfiohniotnoenel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.281 billion Erfiohniotnoenelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 26.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Erfiohniotnoenelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,944 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 189,112 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and golden statues of Tigers line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erfiohniotnoenel's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Erfiohniotnoenel is ranked 24,820^th in the world and 1,772^nd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.09 law-abiding acts per hour.