Population | 13.7 billion |
Capital | Canterlot |
Leader | Empress Max |
Faith | thighdeology |
Currency | Mark |
Animal | unicorn |
The Republic of Equestria Socialist is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Max with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.7 billion equestrian enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canterlot. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient equestrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,817 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,649 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equestria Socialist's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is thighdeology.
Equestria Socialist is ranked 118,043rd in the world and 10th in Pony Lands for Most Stationary, with 310.92645378472 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Equestria Socialist's influence in Pony Lands rose from "Squire" to "Vassal".
- : Following new legislation in Equestria Socialist, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in Equestria Socialist, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
- : Equestria Socialist voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Following new legislation in Equestria Socialist, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Equestria Socialist, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Equestria Socialist, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
- : Following new legislation in Equestria Socialist, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
- : Equestria Socialist was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Equestria Socialist was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.