The United Nations of Eppur is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ismail Enes Kamburoglu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.7 billion Eppurians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Istanbul. The average income tax rate is 85.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Eppurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,061 trillion Lire a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 225,947 Lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime is totally unknown. Eppur's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eppur is ranked 3,622^nd in the world and 60^th in Europe for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 29 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.