The Grand Duchy of Eowon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning salmon population. The hard-working, democratic population of 23.255 billion Eowonians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and International Aid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.4%.

The very strong Eowonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,130 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 48,630 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 148,554 per year while the poor average 12,338, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Eowon's national animal is the salmon.

Eowon is ranked 243,717^th in the world and 3,455^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.71 law-abiding acts per hour.