Population | 33.391 billion |
Capital | Full Cuppa City |
Leader | Barrington the Bold |
Faith | None |
Currency | Currant |
Animal | Unicorn |
The Commonwealth of Enrichment is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Barrington the Bold with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 33.391 billion Enrichmentians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full Cuppa City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Enrichmentian economy, worth an astonishing 11,344 trillion Currants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 339,747 Currants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, the children of Enrichment are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enrichment's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.
Enrichment is ranked 169,673rd in the world and 6,903rd in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 41.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Enrichment, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
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Enrichment, the children of Enrichment are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
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Enrichment, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
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Enrichment, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
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Enrichment, nobody knows why the caged Unicorn sings.
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Enrichment, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
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Enrichment, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
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Enrichment, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
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Enrichment, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Unicorn.
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Enrichment, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.