The Commonwealth of Enrichment is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Barrington the Bold with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 34.606 billion Enrichmentians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full Cuppa City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Enrichmentian economy, worth an astonishing 12,085 trillion Currants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 349,242 Currants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Being dead no longer has any benefits, concussed Unicornball players cannot remember their lineup position, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"), and street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enrichment's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Enrichment is ranked 239,289^th in the world and 9,686^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -28.16 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.