The Commonwealth of Enrichment is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Barrington the Bold with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, lack of airports, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 36.291 billion Enrichmentians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full Cuppa City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Enrichmentian economy, worth an astonishing 13,092 trillion Currants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 360,751 Currants, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, there is something rotten in the state of Enrichment, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enrichment's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Enrichment is ranked 13^th in the world and 3^rd in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 91.43 bananas ingested per day.