Population | 45.431 billion |
Currency | greased wheel |
Animal | hydrodynamic weasel |
The Ink Production Facility of Enoploteuthis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 45.431 billion Enoploteuthisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 7.1%.
The strong Enoploteuthisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,664 trillion greased wheels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 36,642 greased wheels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
All tarrifs have been abolished, the hydrodynamic weasel is a protected species, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Enoploteuthis's national animal is the hydrodynamic weasel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Enoploteuthis is ranked 14,295th in the world and 221st in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,823.1223401454 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Enoploteuthis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Enoploteuthis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Enoploteuthis was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Paste Factory Orphans of Deadcatistan, infecting 104 million survivors.
- : Enoploteuthis was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Wasteland of Kyallisar, infecting 86 million survivors.
- : Enoploteuthis was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Paste Factory Orphans of Deadcatistan, infecting 49 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Enoploteuthis was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Republic of Zzznxz, curing 1 million infected.
- : Enoploteuthis was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Republic of Zzznxz, curing 1 million infected.
- : Enoploteuthis was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Constitutional Monarchy of West Wese Lin, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Enoploteuthis was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Constitutional Monarchy of West Wese Lin, curing 1 million infected and restoring to an undecided nation!
- : Enoploteuthis was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from Bamors riculastropus, curing 1 million infected.